Listen up, pussy! You saw me minding my own business walking home from shopping and decided that you didn’t want anything else! I remember when you came up to me, chin held high, well-dressed and confident. You grinned and growled some lame pick-up line at me. The opportunity was far too sweet for me to consider passing it up! I remember the way you visibly melted when I batted my long eyelashes at you and worked up a blush, mumbling a response and acting all around flustered. I must have […]